Greece is crazy…

It is. It really is. I mean, this is a country in which:

  • There is a job position for someone to drive around in circles all day in the airport arrival bays to “remind” to everyone that this is not a parking and they should not leave their cars and just leave!
  • I had a motorcyclist complaining at me because I was walking in the pavement and blocking his way!
  • People are happy when they find a double parking space! Convention then has it that you must leave a note with your mobile phone just in case one who is parked legally has to leave and you’re blocking them. The guy then has to make three phone calls to those blocking him in order to leave. Normal traffic in that road is then halted for approximately 10-15 minutes until everything is restored back to its normal illegal state…
  • Yellow light means “speed up you idiot or you will have to stop in red!” In case you are one of the few seriously considering slowing down, you have to check your mirrors first…
  • I bought a pair of men’s t-shirts from a shop that said “women’s lingerie” on the sign

And it’s only been a few hours in town…

But we still have the best beaches (albeit overcrowded maybe?) and the best-looking ladies :-) Enjoy your summer everyone!