[...] I’ve been campaigning in the NAS [National Academy of Sciences] for a new sub-species of Homo Sapiens to be recognized, in order to account for all these creationists and IDiots [Intelligent Design -ID], since they seem to account for over 65% of the population. It’s still in committee… but it should be resolved by the end of June. The main contenders are Homo Dumbassticus and Homo Moronicus.